Monday, 27 February 2012

Chemistry jokes

"Do you know about Sodium?"
"Na."

One atom to another atom, "I just lost an electron."
2nd atom: "Are you sure?"
"I am positive."

What is Barium + Sodium + Sodium ?
BaNaNa

A neutron walks into a restaurant and orders a couple of cokes. As she is about to leave, she asks the waiter how much she owes. The waiter replies, "For you, No Charge!!!"

Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react.

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
H2O cubed.






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